Today's post talks about situations that commonly occur at a party or a nightclub.
When you just arrive, you feel like you're in your enviroment, you start seeking for the pretty girls, the ones that look gorgeous, and especially those who are already drunk.
The first common thing that happens to everyone, is when you try to flirt with a woman drinking in the bar, and try to take advantage of the amount of alcohol she had consumed. Unfortunely, women are much smarter than men, and they will try to take advantage of us too. They’ll make us buy cocktails for them, and we will think they are flirting back, but they are not. Maybe you’ll get her dance with you, but do not get excited, you are not gonna get laid. Although in many cases they will take advange of us, also you may find a girl that really likes you and wants to have fun with you (you will notice this, if after dancing she keeps talking to you, or take you somewhere to talk, drink, or something else, in that case, lucky you!).
When you just arrive, you feel like you're in your enviroment, you start seeking for the pretty girls, the ones that look gorgeous, and especially those who are already drunk.
The first common thing that happens to everyone, is when you try to flirt with a woman drinking in the bar, and try to take advantage of the amount of alcohol she had consumed. Unfortunely, women are much smarter than men, and they will try to take advantage of us too. They’ll make us buy cocktails for them, and we will think they are flirting back, but they are not. Maybe you’ll get her dance with you, but do not get excited, you are not gonna get laid. Although in many cases they will take advange of us, also you may find a girl that really likes you and wants to have fun with you (you will notice this, if after dancing she keeps talking to you, or take you somewhere to talk, drink, or something else, in that case, lucky you!).
On the other hand, a situation similar to this, is trying a girl to dance with you. You can try asking her at the bar, although it is not a good idea, because if they are not dancing already it only means that:
1. They are tired because they already danced a lot
2. They don’t like dancing
3. They want to drink more
4. They are just accompanying their friends
So the best way to get a woman is in the dance floor. In this case the only option is to ask her with a partner, because they commonly are dancing with friends, and you're not going to get one girl to dance, and leave her friend aside, cause you are obviously going to get rejected.
What happens next can be two things:
1. They don’t want to dance, so they will tell excuses like
these:
- No thanks I'm dancing with my friend
- Not right now, come back later
- No (sign with her finger)
- We are tired (and they get away)
That will happen if girls are educated and there has been no problem before, however ...
2. If they see you drunk as hell, and they had already repeated you over and over the same thing, this is probably what they will say:
- No! Don’t you understand?
- Get out of here
- Raise their middle finger
- I'm dancing with my friend, do not bother us
- I just dance with women (95% of the time, this is a LIE, the other 5% are lesbians)
- They just keep dancing and ignore you (Note: Have dignity and leave!)
If you try to touch her or tell her inappropriate things, the only thing you will receive from her is a slap! (And she has a boyfriend; you’ll get your ass kicked)
Now, there are situations where you realize you're not the problem, the problem here is that her friend does not want to dance with your friend. If you go with your friend and ask a couple of girls to dance with you, when you asked them, note that she will ask her friend (the decision will be taken by both girls), and if her partner does not like your friend, you will be simply rejected. This is why you have to choose wisely which friends go with, to dance with some girls.
But not everything is related to women, there are situations that occur when you are drunk with your friends:
- You jump in your group until you are totally exhausted - You make a fool of yourself with stupid dance moves
- You talk to people that you don’t know (they’ll think you’re crazy)
- You'll ask girls to dance again and again, even if you already have been rejected by them
- You’ll try to sneak into restricted areas such as VIP
- You will stand on things like tables chairs and similar so everybody sees you
- Throw up and keep drinking
- Fight (mostly because of women)
But beware, these things can lead to having problems with security guards. Being drunk can be fun, but once you cross the line, things can get bad.
1. They are tired because they already danced a lot
2. They don’t like dancing
3. They want to drink more
4. They are just accompanying their friends
So the best way to get a woman is in the dance floor. In this case the only option is to ask her with a partner, because they commonly are dancing with friends, and you're not going to get one girl to dance, and leave her friend aside, cause you are obviously going to get rejected.
What happens next can be two things:
1. They don’t want to dance, so they will tell excuses like
these:
- No thanks I'm dancing with my friend
- Not right now, come back later
- No (sign with her finger)
- We are tired (and they get away)
That will happen if girls are educated and there has been no problem before, however ...
2. If they see you drunk as hell, and they had already repeated you over and over the same thing, this is probably what they will say:
- No! Don’t you understand?
- Get out of here
- Raise their middle finger
- I'm dancing with my friend, do not bother us
- I just dance with women (95% of the time, this is a LIE, the other 5% are lesbians)
- They just keep dancing and ignore you (Note: Have dignity and leave!)
If you try to touch her or tell her inappropriate things, the only thing you will receive from her is a slap! (And she has a boyfriend; you’ll get your ass kicked)
Now, there are situations where you realize you're not the problem, the problem here is that her friend does not want to dance with your friend. If you go with your friend and ask a couple of girls to dance with you, when you asked them, note that she will ask her friend (the decision will be taken by both girls), and if her partner does not like your friend, you will be simply rejected. This is why you have to choose wisely which friends go with, to dance with some girls.
But not everything is related to women, there are situations that occur when you are drunk with your friends:
- You jump in your group until you are totally exhausted - You make a fool of yourself with stupid dance moves
- You talk to people that you don’t know (they’ll think you’re crazy)
- You'll ask girls to dance again and again, even if you already have been rejected by them
- You’ll try to sneak into restricted areas such as VIP
- You will stand on things like tables chairs and similar so everybody sees you
- Throw up and keep drinking
- Fight (mostly because of women)
But beware, these things can lead to having problems with security guards. Being drunk can be fun, but once you cross the line, things can get bad.
If you get angry with a guard, just ignore it, cause if you hit him, you will get beat up and thrown out of the club (and believe us, this has happened to us before).
So, in summary, millions of situations can occur in a party. Horrible things like kissing a transvestite (no, this has never happened to us!), fighting, jumping with your drunk friends, losing your money, etc.
A thousand things can happen while you are under the influence of alcohol (If you don’t believe us, go see The Hangover) and everyone has its own story. The common situations always occur, but only you can make amazing stories.
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