Thursday, June 30, 2011

Environment at parties

Environment #1-The Entrance
This one is the most calmed one. In here no important things occur, you just get together with your friends and decide which direction to take.

Environment #2-The Dance floor
This environment is possibly the most used by people, especially women. Tons of things can happen here, from a calmed dance in between friends, to a wild fight, and even finding your true love. Mainly, we find women dancing in between them, or maybe with their boyfriends.  We also find dozens of groups formed by drunken friends jumping everywhere and making a show of themselves.
Who hasn’t arrived to the dance floor waiting to dance with the pretty girls? Some of them make it, and some of them…are not that lucky.
Many have been rejected on the dance floor, and many have become kings to their friends’ eyes. However, the problem of this environment is that there isn’t much space, so you have to squish with the rest of the crowd. This may be beneficial for some (guys, you know what I’m talking about) but it may also create a misunderstanding that may unfold a fight.
The dance floor is a magic environment, where you will have the best time at the party, and if you’re lucky, you’ll spend most of your time in there.

Environment #3-The bar
This environment is your best friend. Once you enter a place the first thing you see is a beautiful bar full of diverse liquor waiting for your consumption, knowing you’ll have a great party with your friends, and maybe one or another special friend. The bar becomes your house and the barman your best buddy in where, every five minutes, after dancing and having a great time with your friends, you arrive for a while and order whisky on the rocks to enjoy. Or maybe you just go there to invite a girl a drink to look better, and to feel good about yourself. Here the situations are often embarrassing, where you find yourself talking to the first person you find and you don’t realize the amount of money being spent buying drink after drink, adding to the excessive price they put on them.
If you come out alive from a bar after a night of total destruction, be sure that the next day you will pay for it all, not just with the loss of money, but with a hideous hangover.

Environment #4-The Lounge
This environment is rather relaxed, usually with chairs, sofas or puffs. It also has tables and usually there are cubed-shaped where ten people can easily be placed. This is where you can sit down and enjoy, talk to your friends, regain strength to return to the party, or to get a girl.
Other type of parties or events may have various zones, like VIP’s, diversity of bars: one for just beers, other for shots, but the ones mentioned previously are the environments you will usually face.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Situations in a party

Today's post talks about situations that commonly occur at a party or a nightclub.

When you just arrive, you feel like you're in your enviroment, you start seeking for the pretty girls, the ones that look gorgeous, and especially those who are already drunk.

The first common thing that happens to everyone, is when you try to flirt with a woman drinking in the bar, and try to take advantage of the amount of alcohol she had consumed. Unfortunely, women are much smarter than men, and they will try to take advantage of us too. They’ll make us buy cocktails for them, and we will think they are flirting back, but they are not. Maybe you’ll get her dance with you, but do not get excited, you are not gonna get laid. Although in many cases they will take advange of us, also you may find a girl that really likes you and wants to have fun with you (you will notice this, if after dancing she keeps talking to you, or take you somewhere to talk, drink, or something else, in that case, lucky you!).


 On the other hand, a situation similar to this, is trying a girl to dance with you. You can try asking her at the bar, although it is not a good idea, because if they are not dancing already it only means that:
1. They are tired because they already danced a lot
2. They don’t like dancing
3. They want to drink more
4. They are just accompanying their friends

So the best way to get a woman is in the dance floor. In this case the only option is to ask her with a partner, because they commonly are dancing with friends, and you're not going to get one girl to dance, and leave her friend aside, cause you are obviously going to get rejected.

What happens next can be two things:

1. They don’t want to dance, so they will tell excuses like
these:

- No thanks I'm dancing with my friend
- Not right now, come back later
- No (sign with her finger)
- We are tired (and they get away)

That will happen if girls are educated and there has been no problem before, however ...

2. If they see you drunk as hell, and they had already repeated you over and over the same thing, this is probably what they will say:

- No! Don’t you understand?
- Get out of here
- Raise their middle finger
- I'm dancing with my friend, do not bother us
- I just dance with women (95% of the time, this is a LIE, the other 5% are lesbians)
- They just keep dancing and ignore you (Note: Have dignity and leave!)

If you try to touch her or tell her inappropriate things, the only thing you will receive from her is a slap! (And she has a boyfriend; you’ll get your ass kicked)

Now, there are situations where you realize you're not the problem, the problem here is that her friend does not want to dance with your friend. If you go with your friend and ask a couple of girls to dance with you, when you asked them, note that she will ask her friend (the decision will be taken by both girls), and if her partner does not like your friend, you will be simply rejected. This is why you have to choose wisely which friends go with, to dance with some girls.

But not everything is related to women, there are situations that occur when you are drunk with your friends:

- You jump in your group until  you are totally exhausted
- You make a fool of yourself with stupid dance moves
- You talk to people that you don’t know (they’ll think you’re crazy)
- You'll ask girls to dance again and again, even if you already have been rejected by them
- You’ll try to sneak into restricted areas such as VIP
- You will stand on things like tables chairs and similar so everybody sees you
- Throw up  and keep drinking
- Fight (mostly because of women)

But beware, these things can lead to having problems with security guards. Being drunk can be fun, but once you cross the line, things can get bad.

If you get angry with a guard, just ignore it, cause if you hit him, you will get beat up and thrown out of the club  (and believe us, this has happened to us before).

So, in summary, millions of situations can occur  in a party. Horrible things like kissing  a transvestite (no, this has never happened  to us!), fighting, jumping with your drunk friends, losing your money, etc.
A thousand things can happen while you are under the influence of alcohol (If you don’t believe us, go see The Hangover) and everyone has its own story. 
The common situations always occur, but only you can make amazing stories.

PS: If you have a great story to share with us, you can contact us in: alwaysgettingwasted@hotmail.com and we will eventually post in the blog.

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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

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Thursday, June 16, 2011

Notice to the community ..

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This post will be published every Thursday.
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LOTS OF BOOST!



Stages of a party

The first stage, would be what is known as "Pre party." The pre party, as its name implies, is an event before the party. Usually in a home with a group of friends, but it can also be in a bar. The objective of the prev party is consuming lots of alcohol and getting as drunk as possible, before going to the party or nightclub. The reason for this is that the drinks in the clubs are quite expensive and its price is exaggerated, so if you get there drunk, you will not need to spend your money inside. On the other hand, if you are going to a house party, the reason to get drunk early is usually that the boost at  house parties is over before the end of the night.

The second stage is the arrival at the party, and the first moments in it. At this time you dedicate yourself to meet with friends, be social, smoke a cigarette and recognize all the places of the party.



The third stage is when you're already familiar with the environment (space, bar, restrooms, exits and music), that's when the  real fun begins. You grab a few more drinks (to reinforce what you have  previously consumed) and get in the floor  to dance with a friend.


The fourth stage is where the magic happens. Here you begin to feel hyper and start jumping with friends the songs you like most, you start going to the bar every 5 minutes to drink more. Some  will smoke so many cigarettes (for smokers, of course, cause there are those who drink a lot and do not smoke a cigarette , but normally the mood of the party, and the alcohol,  "invites" you to get a cigarette) they will lose account.



The fifth stage is what we call the "climax" of the party. You'll still be jumping as if the floor was burning in flames, you will no measure your words with a girl, or your actions. STOP! Here is where things can get dangerous, trying to pass with a girl that has a boyfriend may trigger a fight, which will not only affect you, but it will force your friends to get involved, and his friends to get involved too, and probably you will get thrown out of the club by security. 

The sixth and last stage is the end of the night.  At this stage you feel that your body is extremely exhausted , then you will look after your friends and leave the party. If one is unconscious, you will take him home. If you all are ok, you will probably grab something to eat, cause we all know, at the end of a party, hunger strikes! So it is very likely to end up eating in a gas station or cooking large quantities of food in someone's house. At this moment, your body will not let you take one step further, so you just drop anywere (it's better not to specify), until the next morning (or until later in that morning, usually).

The Hangover

A couple of years ago (2009) a movie called The Hangover was released. It was (and still is) an icon for anyone who has lived a similar experience (being realistic).

Who has not had a night in which you can't tell the next day? No matter how hard you try, your memories fade before midnight and you have no idea of what had happened. You don't know how you had wake up  either in your bed, a friend's couch, in a park, or in jail. All you know is that you've been drinking the night before with friends and surprisely you end up somewhere else, probably out of money or without you cellphone, with fewer clothes than usual, with a splitting headache, ceaseless gags and several  bruises in your  body.

Basically the film is inspired by that. Four friends, as any group of friends, go to Las Vegas to celebrate the bachelor party of one of them, and they end up on a wild adventure that no one can remember next morningOne of them is lost, they have been in the hospital, unwittingly kidnapped  Chinese mobster, stoled Mike Tyson's tiger, took a police car, took off a tooth, and one of them ends up married to a hoe! Yeah, it sounds like a big Hollywood production, we do not think anybody will come to pass something like that, but  we had also have very crazy, but realistic, experiences.

We decided to do a post about this film, as we consider the amazing effect it causes. You end up seeing the movie and automatically your body craves the need of alcohol and wild parties. It  is the perfect movie to see on the evening before a party. If you have not seen it yet, watch it! And for those who already seen it, watch it again!


PS: The sequel to the movie, called The Hangover: Part II, has just been released. The story takes place in Bangkok, when the same group of friends travel to Thailand for the wedding of one of them, and again the night before the wedding the most  amazing things happen to them under the influence of alcohol! Is still in theaters for another week, so go and watch it, if you don't reach it at the theater, I recommend buying both parts and enjoy! (If it's on blu ray, even better).



Description & Acknowledgements

First of all we would like to thank you if you are reading this blog.
We started with the idea of ​​this blog a few weeks ago, a day when we were laughing  remembering  thousands of  anecdotes at our parties this summer, and we got the idea of ​​blogging about this topic.
First we wanted to do a video blog on YouTube, but we're not convinced by the idea of ​​uploading a 10 minute video every week talking about how drunk we were, so we decided to write it down.

In this blog you will find not only our anecdotes and stories, but several things that may be interesting or helping, such as tips for preparing good drinks, great drinking games, brands of liquor, how to prevent and deal  the hangover, types of parties, and others. Eventually we will also talk about other things like songs for partying, cigarettes, movies and things like that to help you, have a good party.

Who hasn't had a saturday night with no plans, and call his friends, get together in a house, eat, buy a bottle of liquor and sit back to see what happens. The hours pass, the night is getting old, and there's not any plan so far, you can not think of anything to do? Well, luck you, the solution can be found HERE.


So if you want to learn about these issues, have fun and get good ideas for your parties and pre parties, subscribe to our blog! If you have a good anecdote or story that you wanna share, please contact us to alwaysgettingwasted@hotmail.com, perhaps the best stories will be shared on the blog for  everyone to read.


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